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Started by: Amethyst Sent: 23/02/2001 16:52 0 Replies
I took this from another site but it made me laugh.

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the
clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to the Goddess.

"Goddess," he said, "how long is a million years?"

She answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "Goddess, how much is a million dollars?"

She answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "Goddess, can I have a penny?"

She answered, "Sure! Just a minute."